Him : Hi
Me : hi there

Him : i wanna kiss you
Me : ...
Him : can i kiss you ?
Me : why?
Him: cause u are hot and sexy !
Me : ...
Him : can i lick ur boobs?
Me : my boobs are allergic to tongues ( ty for the fast witty reply Mr ex HP india! )
Him: can i lick ur pussy?
Me : errr ... my pussy is allergic to your tongue and i only do humans !
Him : i am human baby!
Me : ... (damn he is persistant.. doesnt he get it ? )
Him : if i fuck u u will be so happy baby!
Me : ... (WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
DELETE

thank god for the delete button. why do we girls always have to go through this???
u say hello and end up with a pervert on the other side. really makes me wanna scream. Facebook is giving a lot of those lately. gonna close up my friends list again. Just cause i say "hello "... doesnt mean i wanna end up in your bed!!!!!

and a big thank you to Mr. ex HP india who comes up with funny answers for those perverts ! love spending that "quality time with u"! and we do have to work on it! councelling baby councelling!!! but i dont give up on us!!! lol hugs and kisses

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lol heheheehehe
everything will be fine
Angie

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